Note: All of these products are available for purchase on ThinkGeek.com. I cut & pasted the images, & descriptions from that site. If you want more info or to buy any of these products click on the image & it will take you to the appropriate page at Think Geek.

Ugly Dolls

"Many scientific minds have pondered over the centuries... "how can one organism be both ugly and cute simultaneously?". It seems improbable... impossible even... but somehow lowly plush has solved this scientific conundrum. That's right... Uglydolls are here and they demand your love with a big pleading eye... or three. These plush 7 inch uglies want to live with you and sleep in your bed. So take an Uglydoll home today... we hear they don't eat much and can kick-ass in a brawl with a beanie baby."

Abusive Stamps

Choose between six different stamp designs, including:

* This is F**KING URGENT
* I haven't got time to read this CRAP
* Staple this to your FACE
* Confidential - read this and I'll have to kill you
* File under T for TRASH
* Complete and Utter BULLSHIT

Bawls

(actually one of my favorite drinks)

"The caffeine (80mgs in each 10 ounce distinctly colored cobalt-blue bottle) is derived from the Guarana berry from the Amazon. This berry lends a sweet flavor to the drink. . . . The stimulating effects derived from Guarana frequently aren't associated with the kind of stomach discomforts and jitters associated with drinking too much java. Bawls Guarana is a welcome addition to any caffeine junky's repetoire."

• "Being unstable & bitchy is part of my mystique."
• "I am the bitch that my mother always wanted to be."
• "You say I am a bitch like it's a bad thing."
• "Amazingly enough, I don't give a shit."
• "Always put off today what should have been done yesterday."
• "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you"
• "I did it, but I am blaming you."
• "It's all about me - deal with it"
• "So sorry, my fault, I forget that you are an idiot"
• "Fuck you, and your perfect life"
• "Plotting revenge is fun."
• "Cruel but cute - so I am worth it."
• "I hear the other ucky people calling you."
• "I know how you feel. I just don't care."
• I am not mean. You are just a sissy."

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